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OBAMA’S PET EAGLE GOING THROUGH GOTH PHASE
WASHINGTON, D.C - Reports are coming in that President’s Obama’s pet eagle has become intensely interested in the subculture known as goth. It is yet unknown how long The White House Eagle has “been goth.”
"It happened all other sudden," President Obama was heard saying to a White House aid. "I just don’t know where this came from. One moment, his favorite music was ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic, the next, he’s listening to ‘The Cure’ all day."
Our Nation’s 44th President went on to say that his eagle used to enjoy going out with the family all the time, but now the president is lucky if he can even get the bird out of its bedroom at all.
"I mean, take last week, Obama went on, "Michelle and the girls and I were going to see Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2.  [The Eagle] loved the first one! I even got it on DVD for him. But when I asked if he wanted to go, he just said, ‘I’m busy tonight.’ Then he put on his leather jacket to go god knows where."
The White House Eagle —who now insists on being called “Damian”—could not be reached for comment. However, reports have come in from all over the DC area of an eagle wearing black eyeliner hanging out with other eagles outside local malls. The eagles reportedly smoke clove cigarettes and talk about how “fake and brainwashed” everyone is.
Whether these reports are related to The White House Eagle is unknown.
At press time, Obama was  standing alone in his living room, staring at a family picture that included The Eagle, taken one year prior.
"What the hell happened?" asked the leader of the free world. "We used to be so happy." •

OBAMA’S PET EAGLE GOING THROUGH GOTH PHASE

WASHINGTON, D.C - Reports are coming in that President’s Obama’s pet eagle has become intensely interested in the subculture known as goth. It is yet unknown how long The White House Eagle has “been goth.”

"It happened all other sudden," President Obama was heard saying to a White House aid. "I just don’t know where this came from. One moment, his favorite music was ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic, the next, he’s listening to ‘The Cure’ all day."

Our Nation’s 44th President went on to say that his eagle used to enjoy going out with the family all the time, but now the president is lucky if he can even get the bird out of its bedroom at all.

"I mean, take last week, Obama went on, "Michelle and the girls and I were going to see Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2.  [The Eagle] loved the first one! I even got it on DVD for him. But when I asked if he wanted to go, he just said, ‘I’m busy tonight.’ Then he put on his leather jacket to go god knows where."

The White House Eagle —who now insists on being called “Damian”—could not be reached for comment. However, reports have come in from all over the DC area of an eagle wearing black eyeliner hanging out with other eagles outside local malls. The eagles reportedly smoke clove cigarettes and talk about how “fake and brainwashed” everyone is.

Whether these reports are related to The White House Eagle is unknown.

At press time, Obama was  standing alone in his living room, staring at a family picture that included The Eagle, taken one year prior.

"What the hell happened?" asked the leader of the free world. "We used to be so happy." •

My friend John and I have started a podcast! 
Every episode we answer real questions with 100% accuracy. We also travel between dimensions, make tea, and generally just try to have a swell time.
We have 3 episodes up now, I hope you like them. Here’s the first one!
Email us questions and we’ll answer them on the show!
questions *at* funtimefactzone *dot* com
We’re also on itunes, if that’s your thing!
(logo designed by Ross Denton)

My friend John and I have started a podcast!

Every episode we answer real questions with 100% accuracy. We also travel between dimensions, make tea, and generally just try to have a swell time.

We have 3 episodes up now, I hope you like them. Here’s the first one!

Email us questions and we’ll answer them on the show!

questions *at* funtimefactzone *dot* com

We’re also on itunes, if that’s your thing!

(logo designed by Ross Denton)

From the music video
Original footage here. (From the Prelinger archives)

From the music video

Original footage here. (From the Prelinger archives)


A shot from this music video
Modified from this Public Domain piece from the Prelinger Archives.

A shot from this music video

Modified from this Public Domain piece from the Prelinger Archives.

Shot from the music video. 
Original from the Prelinger Archives. This shot is honestly one of my favorite things I’ve found online, though the footage is bizarre.

Shot from the music video.

Original from the Prelinger Archives. This shot is honestly one of my favorite things I’ve found online, though the footage is bizarre.

A shot from this music video
Modified from a Public Domain piece from the Prelinger Archives.

A shot from this music video

Modified from a Public Domain piece from the Prelinger Archives.

I made a music video to the LCD Soundsystem song “Dance Yrself Clean.”

Most of the public domain footage comes from the Prelinger Archives.

Warning: Contains an absurd amount of my face.

(Thanks to my friends John and Justin for helping shoot it)

For my directing class last year, I got to direct a scene from “American Splendor,” one of my favorite comics/movies!

It was a lot of fun, and I had the pleasure of working with the amazingly talented Drew Smith, Lindsey Roberts, and a hell of a crew.

So I saw the Muppets this weekend.
Photoshopery by my friend Julie, who is a dark genius.

So I saw the Muppets this weekend.

Photoshopery by my friend Julie, who is a dark genius.

Google glitched the other day, and for a moment I truly knew fear.

Google glitched the other day, and for a moment I truly knew fear.